Friday, October 27, 2006

Oh! you pretty thing.


While trolling through chicago's craigslist for vans this morning, I stumbled upon this beauty, a 1966 Dodge A100. The post says this:

"1966 Dodge A100 van, body in good condition, 273 V8, automatic trans. Engine runs but needs complete exhaust from the manifolds back. $1600 Tom 847-544-xxxx"

While I'm no vintage van appraiser, that seems like a sweet deal. For a measly $1600 you get one of the coolest looking vans ever, plus street cred for having a 40 year old vehicle. Needs complete exhaust from the manifold back? Sounds like a perfect time for some new headers, and dual 3" straight pipes. This sucker is powered by a 60s Mopar V8, putting out what I'll assume is a paltry 150 HP at the moment, but which could be bored, stroked and caressed into something more along the lines of 275 HP beast.

Plus, it looks badass.

Also, a quick googling brought up this monstrosity :

http://www.truckinweb.com/brandpages/dodge/0606tr_custom_1966_dodge_a100_van/photo_03.html

so you shoud probably buy this van if for no other reason than to stop someone from putting an orange and purple paint job on it. Oh, and those flames? Way over the top, I say. I would have gone with the more subtle "ghost flame" technique, but thats just me.

Any way you look at it, though, this is a great van, and (I'm assuming) a steal at $1600. You don't really need that Macbook anyhow.

Cheers,

Van Gogh

Monday, October 23, 2006

long white van



it's the longest van i have ever seen painted white.
we are thinking that oprah owns this van.

My Van, My Lady




I remember the first time I laid eyes on you. Sitting there on the corner of Falcon and Grant. So sweet, so innocent -- you wanted me and I wanted you. The sign in the windshield telling me you were on the market. Your smooth lines calling my name, like a banshee screaming from the heavens. As the chrome glistened in the autumn sun I climbed in and on board, you took me and caressed me. Peace was finally available.

Taking a seat in the captain’s chair gave me the confidence to go anywhere and do anything because I had you to take me there. Your porthole window: a glimpse into another world, a stain-glass view into the heart of man. Down below, burgundy shag carpet conforming to my feet, like clouds in the sapphire sky.

Your A/C Delco filled my head with classic rock and we were off. Into the world, an adventure made for the two of us. Remember stopping at that café in Arcadia, they loved you there. Flo, who served me the best steak and eggs, wanted to see inside you, she had a thing for long-backs, but she wasn’t on our level. She wanted to hit and run, I couldn’t let her do that to you.

Across America we went, your Goodyears rolling on, piercing through the crisp air, gunning for the manifest destiny that waited for us. And then, there in Jonestown, I went in for a pack of Pall Mall’s and coming back to you I noticed it, right there, dug into the drivers side door. A dent. My heart sunk. I wanted to find the bastard and rip their heart out, take a bite and spit it back into the heartless soul of the dolt who dinged you.

Yet, the days continued and we kept on keepin’ on. When it got cold your heat warmed me and when it rained you kept me dry. The nights came and I slept inside you and no matter how scary the noises outside got, I was safe within your plush metal walls. Dreams were prevalent at that time and I remember one in particular that involved you, me, and a sorority car wash fundraiser.

Never in a million years did I ever think we would part, but we reached our destination and settled in. California was new then and you were still my lady, but my job took me away from you and I had to settle for air travel. Persuading the bosses that I could accomplish more with you under me was shunned and the tickets for those so called “air buses” kept coming. The thought of you sitting in that dark garage killed me and in late September of ’86 I had to let you go.

Watching you roll away with a new fellow kept me up at nights, but you deserved to be with someone who was going to be a gentleman for you. Time helps but I think of you often and every now and then my thoughts drift back to our time together. A bright spot in the life of me and I hope you feel the same way. I think about where you are now and I pray that it’s safe and warm. You deserve more than this world gives you, but like most things in this screwy planet you never get the respect you deserve. But, perhaps you’re out in a field, giving refuge to creatures of the small kind or a man who has long fingernails and craves pork-n-beans. No matter, I am sorry I lost you, but oh so grateful for the time we had together. For the good times and everything in between.

Sincerely,
Los Vangeles

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